Why does cat food always come in these bourgeois* flavors like Salmon Feast, Filet Mignon (not kidding--see
here), and now this new line of Fancy Feast that is "
Restaurant Inspired" (Tuscany?? Florentine??) and so on.
Shouldn't cat food come in, like, "Small Mammal Flavor" and things like that?
Update: Squirrel Flavor, Pigeon Flavor, Rat Flavor, and now, for a limited time, Vole Feast!
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*Update: perhaps "Yuppie" would be more accurate than "bourgeois"?
Updated my spelling, too, which was really off in the initial post