Why does cat food always come in these bourgeois* flavors like Salmon Feast, Filet Mignon (not kidding--see here), and now this new line of Fancy Feast that is "Restaurant Inspired" (Tuscany?? Florentine??) and so on.
Shouldn't cat food come in, like, "Small Mammal Flavor" and things like that?
Update: Squirrel Flavor, Pigeon Flavor, Rat Flavor, and now, for a limited time, Vole Feast!
*Update: perhaps "Yuppie" would be more accurate than "bourgeois"?
Updated my spelling, too, which was really off in the initial post
12 hours ago